I don't even care about the table breaking

I wanna live, not just survive ♥

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How I think the whole 'Waiter being rude to Louis Tomlinson' went down

Waiter:
Well sir our specials are-
Louis:
Grandad, did you seriously buy a striped shirt? I know I'm like Cher, but you can't just copy someone's fashion sense like that, it's rude and tacky.
Waiter:
As I was sayin-
Louis:
Plus, I think you look much better in plaid anyway, blue really brings out your eyes.
Waiter:
Excuse me as I was trying to say
- Louis turns his head to the waiter and scoffs-
Louis:
Listen up five, a ten is speaking. You need to calm yourself down and wait because you just lost your tip and you're two steps away from losing me as a customer. Who do you think you are? You know what I'm leaving
- Louis stands up and sashays away, flipping his fringe to show bitches that he's the real deal. -
- Louis turns around before he leaves and scoffs at the waiter. -
Louis:
Where'd you get that tie anyway a prom rental shop? Macy's? Burlingtons? People like you disgust me, it's called fashion, learn it before you go out in public and embarrass yourself more than you have now.
- Louis Z-snaps and let's the hostess open the door because diva's like him don't open doors. -

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looking back at myself a year ago:
how embarassing
looking back at myself a month ago:
how embarassing
looking back at myself a week ago:
how embarassing
looking back at myself yesterday:
how embarassing
looking at myself right now:
how embarassing

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i was reading a magazine today, and i saw this article at the back and it was talking about men wearing tights, and i was wondering that when you get me dressed it was really uncomfortable so i was wearing them under my jeans, so i was wondering if you could get me some decent ones, or some crotchless ones, cause like ive been wearing my sisters ones. the thing is, i don’t know if im ready to bring them out so i was wondering if i could just keep them under my jeans. do you think they have gold ones
Harry Styles, Radio 1 (via harrystylesbowtie)

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